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Twitter Name: @Darenzia
Website: http://darenziaelizabeth.net
Location: Malibu, CA
Description: Illusory Frenetic Cunning Sophomoric I toe the line b/w smug intellectualism & tedious self-deprecation w/a dash of hypocrisy. Sarcasm is paramount! Also, tits!
Website: http://darenziaelizabeth.net
Location: Malibu, CA
Description: Illusory Frenetic Cunning Sophomoric I toe the line b/w smug intellectualism & tedious self-deprecation w/a dash of hypocrisy. Sarcasm is paramount! Also, tits!
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At"The Woman in Black"tonight with my man hoping it's at least half as good as it was when we saw it live in London's West End last year.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I just got my new car out of the shop, and some chick just rear ended me at a light 5 mins later. I can't even make this shit up.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Ppl in Hollywood seem to get really weirded by someone sitting in a convertible parked halfway in someone's driveway blasting Pink Floyd...
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Know what's kinda creepy? Sending"@"replies to tweets made over a year ago. I average like 10K tweets/year so that's a lot of scrolling...
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Hrmph...
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Pretty sure I just saw Vince Neil driving a blue Corvette on Laurel Canyon. #yepiminLAallright
Updated 24 day(s) ago
I heard about this a few weeks ago, but sadly just got confirmation. RIP Jennifer: http://t.co/PfiAOCwa
Updated posted January 5, 2012, 1:13 pm
After being iPhoneless for over a week, it almost feels weird to be back in business...
Updated posted January 5, 2012, 1:24 am
Updated posted January 3, 2012, 1:31 pm
IRL peeps:I haven't returned texts/calls since 12/28,because my iPhone had an accident,not because I'm being a douche-phoneless 'til mid wk
Updated posted January 1, 2012, 11:24 pm
All my scorpion experiences have occurred at night in front of my upstairs toilet. So,what gives-do I have a family of scorpions w/a fetish?
Updated posted January 1, 2012, 9:04 pm
Nah LA, you're alright. I was naked on my roof today&I didn't die so that's in your favor. The scorpion by my toilet on the other hand...
Updated posted January 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
Dear LA, Escalators: Walk on the left or stand to the right. Let's get on board with this. ~Cranky NYer who wants you to move yer stoned ass
Updated posted January 1, 2012, 8:44 pm
RT @cristinagargoyL: My #nye is aaaaalllll about @dieantwoord. Thank yous to @davenavarro and @Darenzia for turning me onto them. Pure f ...
Updated posted December 31, 2011, 10:09 pm
Happy 2012!
Updated posted December 31, 2011, 10:08 pm
My iPhone died so I have no phone until they send me one next week. If ya need to reach me please use darenzia AT http://t.co/YHlN6Q4o
Updated posted December 29, 2011, 8:42 pm
Right back at ya! :)“@SantosCooks: Happy Holidays to my favorite left coast peeps! @Darenzia @MarloMarquise @thereallisaann @NikkiBenz..."
Updated posted December 23, 2011, 9:26 pm
Does anyone else agree with me that the ceiling lights over the parking deck escalators at the Beverly Center look just like buttholes?
Updated posted December 19, 2011, 9:42 pm
I like how ppl like checkin out my '74 MG at stops thinking I'm cool&then laughing at me when I stall because I'm not used to driving manual
Updated posted December 19, 2011, 8:04 pm
So I move to LA and it's rained 50% of the time, what gives...?
Updated posted December 19, 2011, 5:45 pm
Took my MG to get a new convertible top put on...and clipped the corner of their fence while pulling in... #firstaccident #nodamage #imaspaz
Updated posted December 16, 2011, 1:32 am
This is the bottom of the page....
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